Being in Xavier’s you can’t afford to ignore natives. However, if you are still struggling to identify these 60 guys in the female-dominated institution, here are some unique traits which shall help you spot them:
1. Regularly late for classes and always come after the students coming from most distant places are seated
2. Never carry an I-card
3. Smell good but don’t seem to be fresh i.e. the baths are not as convincing
4. Eyes convey that they have ‘high’ concentration levels
5. Argue that ‘Grass’ is always greener on their side
6. Are always excited about helping you finish your tiffins no matter what you bring
7. Never pay money in the canteen; the ‘credit’ goes to Anna
8. Walk in pyjamas around the campus that shrink to shorts in the evening
9. Are untraceable in the breaks and after lectures as they are always sleep-deprived
10. Surprise you with their deceptive looks when it comes to exam scores
11. End up fighting with security department in Malhar
If you still can’t recognize them, here’s your last chance: Someone who always puts on the hostel t-shirt and introduces himself with pride ‘Hi, I’m a hostelite.’
