More than 100 years
ago, the business empires were struggling,
Their profits trembling and fortunes sinking,
To the business leaders rescue innate the Management
Consultant,
He used facts, numbers and analysis to circumvent.
In the new kingdom, like always there was white and black
and seldom gray,
The dormant brother BCD accompanied the evil Mk in every
way,
Bain came to the world and always did the analysis right,
Took the responsibility for the execution of the insight.
The growing territory due to
its solutions approach led to complexity,
He befriended Bain Capital to
manage the Kingdom of Private equity,
This was led by a devotee with
the face of a monkey,
He was the leader of the
future: Mitt Romney.
Seeing their empires shrinking,
led to jealousy among wicked Giants,
As they lost their dedicated
servants and clients,
The evil conspired to steal the
Bain’s heart “Profit from the Core” book,
Authored by the wise sage
Chris Zook.
When Bain and Bain capital
were in exile,
Mk disguised as a customer in
artistic style,
He requested Bain to share the
book to know,
How can he make his business
grow.
No sooner he got it, than he
ran away to his distant office,
Attempted to tear of its
cover,
Romney who reached at that
moment, used a spell in hope,
The cover then only grew like
an endless rope.
Mk prepared its consultants
for what was in store,
The biggest war in consulting
history which changed its core.
Romney in his first attack
burnt the memory of entire kingdom,
Thus, was lost their newly
acquired wisdom.
Another difficulty was how to
reach to distant land,
Bain got direction from its
‘True North’ principle,
People’s tremendous effort and
chore,
After all, it was for 10 years
the ‘best place to work for.’
The war was difficult and long
lasting,
First to lose its expertise was
the sibling BCD due to its contrasting,
For as always his troops made
an amazing strategy and plan of action,
They lacked the essence of the
power of execution.
Mk needed to be killed 10
times for its 10 decades of experience,
That had made it close to CEOs
and politicians.
Bain discovered that its business
built merely on contacts,
It could attack its base of
facts.
Then the new Chairman Orit
Gadiesh estimated the point of assault with an 80: 20 approach,
The bow slained the unjust,
with a Zero defect poach,
And after 14 years of turmoil,
when Bain returned to Boston in 1993,
The business world celebrated
the victory of good over bad- the ‘Consultant’s Diwali.’
P.S:
Shh.. This is one of Bain’s best
kept secrets,
Even now some ancestors of the
evil consult without regrets,
Bain confident about its
ultimate leadership doesn’t rant,
‘People Passions Results’ is
its victory chant!
